Friday, December 25, 2020
The 90 Miles Mystery Video: Nyctophilia Edition #513
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Please Only Do So If You Are Over 21 Years Old.
If You are Easily Upset, Triggered Or Offended, This Is Not The Place For You.
Please Leave Silently Into The Night......
The 90 Miles Mystery Box: Episode #1213 - Merry Christmas!
You have come across a mystery box. But what is inside?
It could be literally anything from the serene to the horrific,
from the beautiful to the repugnant,
from the mysterious to the familiar.
If you decide to open it, you could be disappointed,
you could be inspired, you could be appalled.
This is not for the faint of heart or the easily offended.
You have been warned.
Thursday, December 24, 2020
A CHRISTMAS TALE FROM THE COMING SOCIALIST UTOPIA
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 – So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 – The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 – The transgender man..women…person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 – The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 – I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:30 – I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.
8:37 – Accused of using blackface on the snowman…snowpersons.
8:39 – The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 – The police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 – The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 – The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 – TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied “Snowballs” and am now called a sexist.
9:00 – I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 – I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 – Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
9:45 – The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media.
10:00 – I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman… Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what this world has become because of a bunch of snowflakes….
Petition Filed to Disbar Rep. Matt Gaetz by Democrat Socialist
President Trump (R) continues to challenge the results of the November election, and it seems that those legislators supporting him could face repercussions for calling into question Trump’s defeat. Pam Keith, the Democrat who ran for Florida’s 18th Congressional district but lost to Florida Rep. Brian Mast (R), has filed a petition to disbar Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz (R) over his continued support of Trump’s legal challenges.
Calling his support an “egregious betrayal and attack on the Constitution of the United States of America,” Keith informer her Twitter followers that “whether or not they choose to discipline him (they have censured him in the past), the record of his tenure will have this stain forever.”
In a time when Republicans are facing infighting because of the election results, Rep. Gaetz has remained a staunch supporter of the President’s legal challenges after some Republicans have signaled that they’re ready to move forward with a Biden administration.
The petition filed by Keith further asserts that Gaetz has acted to “tear apart the fabric of federalism that allows this nation to function and thrive.”
So far, the petition has received over 3,305 signatures, and Keith has also hinted that she would also file a petition to disbar Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi (R).
In response to the petition, Rep. Gaetz questioned on Twitter, “how many times have you run? How many wins? (The voters just aren’t that into you…).
Gaetz or his office have not provided further comments on the petition, but Keith remains committed to ensuring that Gaetz is disbarred.
Who is Pam Keith?
Keith has run for the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives in 3 different elections and has used a different place of residency in all three campaigns.
Keith recently stated that she only answers to those who vote or donate to her campaign.
“As a candidate, I can tell you, we listen to two kinds of people. The people who give us money and the people who give us votes. You don’t give me your vote or your money, I don’t gotta listen to you.”- Pam Keith:
Keith has run for the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives in 3 different elections and has used a different place of residency in all three campaigns.
Keith recently stated that she only answers to those who vote or donate to her campaign.
“As a candidate, I can tell you, we listen to two kinds of people. The people who give us money and the people who give us votes. You don’t give me your vote or your money, I don’t gotta listen to you.”- Pam Keith:
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