90 Miles From Tyranny : Bob Costas is a Vapid Dolt with the Intelligence of a Lobotomized Sheep

Monday, December 3, 2012

Bob Costas is a Vapid Dolt with the Intelligence of a Lobotomized Sheep

Bob Costas decided to attack the U.S. Constitution on Sunday Night. What a Vapid Dolt.

This is an excerpt of what he said:
"If Jovan Belcher didn’t possess a gun, he and Kasandra Perkins would both be alive today."

Now logically, we can replace gun with sharpened pencil, let's we how Bobby sounds:
"If Jovan Belcher didn’t possess a sharpened pencil, he and Kasandra Perkins would both be alive today."

If Mr. Belcher had used a power tool let's see how smart Bobby is:
"If Jovan Belcher didn’t possess a power tool, he and Kasandra Perkins would both be alive today."

Let's continue, Bob Costas Logic:
"If Jovan Belcher didn’t possess a sharpened popsicle stick, ...........
"If Jovan Belcher didn’t possess a newscaster microphone, ...........
"If Jovan Belcher didn’t possess a butter knife, ...........
"If Jovan Belcher didn’t possess an ornate flute, ...........
"If Jovan Belcher didn’t possess a toyota prius, ...........
"If Jovan Belcher didn’t possess a screwdriver, ...........
"If Jovan Belcher didn’t possess a gilded goblet, ...........
...and the best one yet from: hiswiserangel:
"If Jovan Belcher didn’t possess hands, ...........

We can continue ad infinitum.  Bob Costas is a Lobotomized Progressive Sheep.

3 comments:

  1. That was a totally snarktastic rant. When logic meets snark, everybody wins. And you forgot hands. If he didn't have hands, she'd still be alive. Don't much care about him.

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  2. I love it! I updated the post....

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