C O E X I S T ?

The Progressive professors all got together to convince the gnat that he should coexist with the spider.  The gnat promptly went over to the spider to make amends and the spider ate the gnat for lunch.  The professors blamed the gnat.  When all the gnats were eaten, the spider came to eat the professors, half revealed themselves as spiders, the rest were promptly eaten.  Moral of the Story? Either fight the spider, be the spider or be eaten.