Aristotle On Egalitarianism...

There is trouble in the Forest, 

And the Creatures all have fled, 

As the Maples scream oppression, 

And the Oaks just shake their heads. 

So the maples formed a union 

And demanded equal rights. 

"These oaks are just too greedy; 

We will make them give us light." 

Now there's no more oak oppression, 

For they passed a noble law, 

And the trees are all kept equal 

By hatchet, axe, and saw.

Trees - Rush