Columbia University is adding Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev to their elite cadre of terrorist professors which includes fellow bomber, Kathy Boudin, a member of the Weather Underground, a left-wing domestic terror group. When asked if the post would have been open if the bomber had turned out to be a white, right wing domestic terrorist, Columbia University responded: "oh no, our standards are way too high for that".
Mr. Tsarnaev, will join other Columbia teaching staff, in teaching young minds about the evils of American Society and how left wing, and Anti-American terrorism should be rewarded, celebrated and added to our diversity and womyn's studies classes.
Chalk up another win for American higher learning!
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