Galileo: Settled Science Denier

Dateline: March 11th, 1614
Today settled science denier Galileo Galilei denied the universally accepted principle of Geocentrism. All the scientists in Rome agree that the Earth is the center of the universe not to mention, the Pope!

Apparently Galileo believes the crazy notion that the earth revolves around the sun. Look around you, is it windy? Do you see things revolving around the Sun? Perhaps all those hours and hours of

The Lunatic Galileo

looking at the stars has made this man start seeing things. Science deniers like Galileo have no place in a modern society like ours, a society where people stand on firm, non-moving ground.

This man should be jailed for the rest of his life until he admits that the earth is the center of the universe.

In other news: the Pope has judged that the well paid astronomers who "allegedly" manipulated data to prove the principle of Geocentrism, did nothing wrong and were only furthering the public good.  They were all promoted for their good works. Move along.


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