The EPA Porno Watching Guy Is The Second Best EPA Employee Ever, And Deserves A Bonus And An Efficiency Award..

The EPA employee who was caught watching 6 hours of porno a day made only $125,000 a year.  Perhaps we can convince him to watch porno 8 hours a day for a 25% wage increase?

Imagine if we could get the entire EPA to watch porno ALL Day. The savings to the American economy would be in the trillions of dollars if all EPA employees would cease their destructive work and stimulate the economy and umm other things too.

And Here Is The Best EPA Employee Ever:

John C. Beale, The Best Employee The EPA Has Ever Had And An American Hero..