The Top 10 Jobs Jay Carney Would Be Perfect For:

This was not an easy list to create, I had to find jobs that you had to be a very good, very willing liar at, you had to have essentially no conscience, no morals and no sense of right and wrong.  
Here is the list:


10. Used Car Salesman

 9.  Obamacare Spokesman

 8.  IRS Scandal Media Relations

 7.  MSNBC Host

 6.  Boko Haram Spokesman

 5.  Nigerian Email Scam Coordinator

 4.  An IMF Banker

 3.  North Korea's Propaganda Minister

 2.  A Democrat Politician

..and Finally, #1


 1.  Global Warming/Climate Change Data Analyst