Obama And Valerie Jarrett Are Sitting In A Bar...

How they manage the news: A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Obama and Valerie Jarrett sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Jarrett says, "We're planning on how we will give Iran a nuclear weapon.  And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Obama says, "Well, we're going to allow Iran to Nuke Israel out of existence, kill all the Christians in the region and kill one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"

Valerie Jarrett turns to Obama slaps him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I ...
told you no one would worry about the Jews and the Christians!"

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