90 Miles From Tyranny : Internet brands Clinton a robot after she fails to swat fly on face

Monday, October 10, 2016

Internet brands Clinton a robot after she fails to swat fly on face

It is a known fact that flies are attracted to shit.

Hillary Clinton’s eyebrow doubled as a landing strip as a fly clung to her face during the latest presidential debate. The candidate didn’t attempt to squat it away, prompting speculation from sci-fi fans she may be more droid than Democrat.

The unidentified fly has been bragging about its newfound stardom on the Twitter account ‘Flies for Hillary’, tweeting “Showing my support for Hillary! I can't believe I'm on TV!” 
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4 comments:

  1. DoomMonday, October 10, 2016

    She might wear so much makeup she couldn't feel it. Not a guarantee, but she is old and looks like ass anyway, so...

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  2. WilliamMonday, October 10, 2016

    Update: fly has gone missing without a trace...Clinton campaign denies any involvement....

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  3. WilliamMonday, October 10, 2016

    Update: fly has gone missing without a trace...Clinton campaign denies any involvement....

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  4. Mike SMonday, October 10, 2016

    Fly found dead after mid air mishap. Investigators ruled the crash an accident.

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