WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congresswomen Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar reported Thursday they were bewildered that they got banned from Israel, a country they seem to believe shouldn't exist at all.
"It's racism," said Omar in a press conference. "It's all due to racism. Well, that and a Jewish conspiracy. The Jews are behind this, for sure." (The evidence indicates she's correct on this assertion, a first for her accusations against Jews).
Tlaib agreed, saying she wanted to ask Jews about the Holocaust so she could relax and get a "calming feeling" while she was there.
"It just doesn't make much sense for this country that shouldn't even exist to ban us," she said. "What have we ever said against them, besides suggesting they are terrorists who deserve to be pushed into the sea?"
The women said they now had to change their vacation plans from hanging out with people they hate in a country they hate to somewhere less "Jewy."
What a pair of simps. Not even worth hanging up as scarecrows.
ReplyDeleteWhat? They believe America is the great satan and we let them help weaponize our government against us. They should be stripped of their citizenship and returned to their shitholes of origin. But, unlike Israel, the US seems to harbor her foreign enemies, excluding actually oppressed Christians. Blasphemous!
ReplyDeleteGreat political satire! (It is the Babylon Bee, after all.) Yet, there is much truth about those idiot jihadis in it.
ReplyDeleteI’d take a Jooo over a shitheaded muslim any day.
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