“The strangest thing that I’ve come across.”
As if 2020 couldn’t get any more bizarre, a mysterious Space Odyssey-style metal monolith has been discovered in a remote area of the Utah desert.
While state workers were counting bighorn sheep from a helicopter, they spotted something out of place – a 12 feet tall metal monolith that had been installed in a secluded area of rock.
The Utah Department of Public Safety said the object was found in a “very remote” area of the desert, deliberately withholding its location to prevent people from attempting to visit.
“It is illegal to install structures or art without authorization on federally managed public lands, no matter what planet you’re from,” said the department’s statement.
“That’s been about the strangest thing that I’ve come across out there in all my years of flying,” helicopter pilot Bret Hutchings told Salt Lake City broadcaster KSL-TV.
“One of the biologists is the one who spotted it and we just happened to fly directly over the top of it,” Hutchings added. “He was like, ‘Whoa, whoa, whoa, turn around, turn around!’ And I was like, ‘What.’ And he’s like, ‘There’s this thing back there — we’ve got to go look at it!’ We were thinking, is this something....
It was dropped by the Ursagofians from the planet Ubagonia.
ReplyDeleteThat looks like the exit of a nice slot, probably a technical canyon. There are literally 100s of them in Southern Utah.
ReplyDeleteRemember peons, it is illegal for an American citizen to erect anything on federal land even so you paid for the land with your taxes and you, the American citizen, are the government.
ReplyDeleteTake back the country now.
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