The Largest Pork Packing Plant On Planet Earth...

Big man, pig man

Ha ha charade you are

You well heeled big wheel

Ha ha charade you are

And when your hand is on your heart

You're nearly a good laugh

Almost a joker

With your head down in the pig bin

Saying keep on digging

Pig stain on your fat chin

What do you hope to find

Down in the pig mine

You're nearly a laugh

You're nearly a laugh

But you're really a cry

Bus stop rat bag

Ha ha charade you are

You fucked up old hag

Ha ha charade you are

You radiate cold shafts of broken glass

You're nearly a good laugh

Almost worth a quick grin

You like the feel of steel

You're hot stuff with a hat pin

And good fun with a hand gun

You're nearly a laugh

You're nearly a laugh

But you're really a cry