Good evening. This is your Captain, We are about to attempt a crash landing.....

 

Good evening. This is your Captain

We are about to attempt a crash landing

Please extinguish all cigarettes

Place your tray tables in their

Upright, locked position

Your Captain says: Put your head on your knees

Your Captain says: Put your head in your hands

Captain says: Put your hands on your head

Put your hands on your hips. Heh heh

This is your Captain - and we are going down

We are all going down, together

And I said: Uh oh. This is gonna be some day

Standby. This is the time

And this is the record of the time

This is the time. And this is the record of the time