90 Miles From Tyranny : Anyone Notice That Kamala Harris Cookies Have Her Wearing A Double Pearl Necklace?

Tuesday, June 8, 2021

Anyone Notice That Kamala Harris Cookies Have Her Wearing A Double Pearl Necklace?


 

You Know What A Pearl Necklace Is Right?

DO NOT EAT THOSE COOKIES.




Umm... You Do Know What A Pearl Necklace Is Right?






Adults Only:





1. Pearl Necklace
As Samantha explained to Charlotte on a memorable episode of Sex and the City, a pearl necklace is what results when someone ejaculates on or around their partner's neck or chest (yes, so that the semen is roughly where a pearl necklace is when worn). If you're not someone who enjoys wearing this kind of pearl necklace, feel free to stick to Charlotte's preferred version, which you can find at Bloomingdale's.
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5 comments:

  1. JCTuesday, June 08, 2021

    Pearls are to be worn in odd numbers.

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  2. PappyTuesday, June 08, 2021

    I never heard that term, I'm sorry to say I had to look it up.....thought I was smart, guess not.

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  3. the dirtballTuesday, June 08, 2021

    "that ain't jewellery she's talking bout, it really don't cost that much"

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  4. Shadetree223Tuesday, June 08, 2021

    She was getting bombed and I was getting blown away
    And she took it in her hand
    And this is what she had to say

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  5. LGTuesday, June 08, 2021

    Don't miss the next episode:
    "Pearls For Swine"
    ...or
    "She Shtups To Conquer"

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