90 Miles From Tyranny : 8 Domestic Terror Plots That Were Actually Orchestrated By The FBI

Thursday, July 22, 2021

8 Domestic Terror Plots That Were Actually Orchestrated By The FBI

Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D)

Recent revelations have confirmed that the FBI was the one who organized the attempted kidnapping of Governor Gretchen Whitmer. But did you know that almost every domestic terror attack in U.S. history was actually orchestrated by the FBI? What a bunch of classic pranksters those FBI agents are!

Here are 8 terrible domestic attacks that the FBI turned out to be responsible for:

1) The Last Jedi: We knew it! According to leaked documents, the FBI infiltrated Lucasfilm 15 years ago in a plot to destroy the franchise and find out which Star Wars fans were problematic. Absolutely horrific.

2) That time when George Bush puked on the prime minister of Japan: Believe it or not, 3 undercover agents banded together and convinced the President that it would be "hilarious."

3) Tom Brady's deflategate: In a cruel attempt to entrap Tom Brady and bring down the Patriots, undercover agent Bill Belichick snuck into the locker room and deflated all the balls.

4) Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction: Not cool, FBI. What's wrong with you people?

5) The 12-year delay of the sequel to Avatar: Come to think of it, the first Avatar movie was also a domestic terror attack.

6) The founding of CHAZ: Remember all those drugged-out hippies who took over a city block and tried to start their own country of degenerates? Those were ALL FBI agents in their true form.

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4 comments:

  1. Lame. Sorry, I don't see any humor in FBI entrapping idiots and attempting to subvert a lawfully elected president.

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  2. Surprising miss by the Bee. Maybe the good writers are taking a vacation.

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