Aristotle On Equity:

There is trouble in the Forest, 

And the Creatures all have fled, 

As the Maples scream oppression, 

And the Oaks just shake their heads. 

So the maples formed a union 

And demanded equal rights. 

"These oaks are just too greedy; 

We will make them give us light." 

Now there's no more oak oppression, 

For they passed a noble law, 

And the trees are all kept equal 

By hatchet, axe, and saw.

Trees - Rush