Joe Biden Has Been A Lucky Loser His Entire Life....He Failed His Way Up His Entire Life...

My wife has burned the scrambled eggs

The dog just bit my leg

My teenage daughter ran away

My fine young son has turned out gay

And it would be O.K. on any other day

And it would be O.K. on any other day

Throw down the morning papers

And spill my tea

I don't know what's wrong with me

The cups and plates are in a

Conspiracy

I'm covered in misery