So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat

My name is Mud, but call me Alowishus Devadander AbercrombieThat's long for Mud so I've been told

Told that by this sons-a-bitch that lies before me bloated blue and cold

I've got my pride, I drink my wine

I drink only the finest except I haven't earned a dime in several months

Or were it years

The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears

We had our words, a common spat

So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat