American Media discuss banning Homosexuality as another underage victim of Elmo is discovered

Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash has amassed more victims in his homosexual sex spree with young children. The children victims are only now beginning to be counted.

The media and politicians are suggesting that we need to have a "discussion" about homosexuality while others are suggesting an all out ban on homosexuality.  President Obama called for "meaningful action" on homosexual control to prevent events like this from happening in the future.

In an interview with relatively unknown blogger, Mike Miles from: http://ninetymilesfromtyranny.blogspot.com/ Mr. Miles stated that "this was the actions of an individual and has nothing to do with homosexuality, Elmo or Sesame street."  As we all know extremists like Mr. Miles need to be ignored as we protect innocent victims from unnecessary homosexuality.

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In a related story, the media and politicians discuss banning spoons to prevent the obesity epidemic that is killing more Americans than starvation.