Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide! The Invisible Killer! Dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage.
It ain't nothin' compared to Hydroxyl Hydride!
ReplyDeleteI was listening when Neal Boortz got the director of Atlanta Sewer to admit they tested for Dihydrogen Monoxide to ensure compliance with the new federal reduction and he swore there was none of it found in the Atlanta water supply.
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