90 Miles From Tyranny : satire
Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts
Sunday, March 19, 2023

Manhattan DA Announces Plan To Get Trump Elected In 2024

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MANHATTAN, NY — Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg has announced a brilliant new plan to get Trump elected President in 2024. "I w...
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Friday, November 19, 2021

Rittenhouse Judge Seen With Far Right Flag:

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 This Hate Monger Probably Loves America Too, Disgusting!
Sunday, August 29, 2021

Biden Drone Strikes White House After Vowing To Kill Those Reponsible For American Military Deaths In Kabul

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WASHINGTON, D.C—President Joe Biden has finally stepped up delivering harsh remarks regarding those responsible for the deaths of our troops...
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Thursday, July 22, 2021

8 Domestic Terror Plots That Were Actually Orchestrated By The FBI

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Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D) Recent revelations have confirmed that the FBI was the one who organized the attempted kidnapping of Gove...
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Thursday, July 8, 2021

Based On LEGO Evidence, FBI Believes Capitol Rioter Was Also Planning Attack On Hogwarts Castle

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PITTSBURGH, PA—The FBI released disturbing new details today regarding alleged January 6th rioter Robert Morss, who had a fully-constructed ...
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Wednesday, March 10, 2021

White Supremacy Starter Kit:

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Remember Kids, Anyone Can Be A White Supremacist. If Everyone In America Becomes A White Supremacist, And We Just Label Ourselves As America...
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Heroic Secret Service Agent Dives In Front Of Biden As Reporter Tries To Ask A Question

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WASHINGTON D.C.—In an extraordinary act of bravery and heroism, a Secret Service agent dove in front of Biden to block a question from a pe...
Wednesday, January 27, 2021

Democrats Vote To Reinstate Trump As President So Impeachment Trial Is Constitutional

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Trump has been reinstated as president so Democrats in Congress can be sure the impeachment trial will be constitutional. ...
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Sunday, January 24, 2021

Confessions of a Deprogrammed Trump Supporter

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As many people are aware, CNN recently aired a wonderful interview by former Moonie-turned-cult-deprogrammer Steve Hassan giving advice to A...
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Wednesday, October 21, 2020

Twitter Censors R2-D2 For Sharing Hacked Death Star Plans

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YAVIN BASE, OUTER RIM—Rebel scum across the galaxy are up in arms after Twitter suspended the account of astromech droid R2-D2 for apparent...
Sunday, August 16, 2020

Oops! Public School Teacher Forgets To Remove Antifa Mask Before Logging On For Class

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PORTLAND, OR—Parents are raising concerns after a teacher opened her Monday morning online class in full Antifa riot gear after forgetting...
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Saturday, August 15, 2020

Once You Taste The Success You Get From Old Dick, You'll Be Hooked!

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"One Bite Of Old Dick, And I Was Hooked"!                                                            -KH
Saturday, August 8, 2020

Biden Campaign Says He Is So Close To A VP Pick He Can Smell Her

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democratic Presidential Nominee Joe Biden's campaign announced that he would be making his pick for Vice President so...
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Wednesday, July 8, 2020

Powerful: LeBron James Pulls Over To Lecture Homeless Man On His White Privilege

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LOS ANGELES, CA—We all know LeBron James is an amazing human being, but seriously. Just when we thought he couldn't get any better, lo...
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Monday, June 1, 2020

Powerful: Protesters Spell Out 'Love' With Burning Homes And Businesses

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MINNEAPOLIS, MN—In a powerful display of their care for love and justice, protesters in Minneapolis burned the word "LOVE" into ...
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Friday, May 8, 2020

Netflix To Make New Adaptation Of Moon Landing...

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In Other News, Hollywood Homeless Population Turns Out To Be Made Up Of White Male Actors Unable to Find Any Acting Jobs...
Tuesday, May 5, 2020

Chinese Government Lays Off Entire Propaganda Team As American Media Doing Their Job For Them

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BEIJING—The Chinese government has laid off its entire propaganda arm, cutting thousands of jobs at China Central Television and other sta...
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Tuesday, April 28, 2020

Inspiring: Celebrities Spell Out 'We're All In This Together' With Their Yachts

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MALIBU, CA—Many described the scene as breathtaking or awe-inspiring. Others were so touched they couldn't find the words to communica...
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Tuesday, April 14, 2020

Medical Experts Confirm Democrats Have Developed Herd Immunity To Sexual Assault Allegations

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U.S.—Medical experts were excited to announce today that Democrats have achieved herd immunity against sexual assault allegations. After g...
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Sunday, April 12, 2020

IPCC-ACLU Report: The Easter Bunny causes climate change..

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By Eric Golub In a new bombshell report designed to strip away the last ounce of American social fabric, a joint panel of leftists issued a...
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