Ninety miles from the South Eastern tip of the United States, Liberty has no stead. In order for Liberty to exist and thrive, Tyranny must be identified, recognized, confronted and extinguished.
That's the 'collusion narrative' pedal. The harder you push that, coupled with the harder you push the one on the far right....it gets you more realistic results than you've gotten so far.
Road rage. When that idiot in the BMW cuts you off for the 3rd time, just pump that sucker until your blood pressure is in the safe range once again. Works every time.
That's the left turn pedal. The right turn pedal is the same size pedal located.... to the right of the left turn pedal.
Or... Emergency I-Have-Too-Much-Money-In-The-Bank-Must-Get-Rid-Of-It button. Press it in the correct sequence and you, too, can autodeduct $2,000 or more from your bank account.
The far left pedal operates the Jump Jacks (originally designed by Pops Racer for the Mach 5).
When this pedal is pressed, the car releases and immediately retracts long automated car jacks that make the car jump over any hazardous obstacle. Controls set on the steering wheel permit the driver to activate the jacks in pairs to perform various kinds of flips, and at specific intensities to control jump height.
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That's the "Green" pedal. If you depress it and hold it down while you're moving, your vehicle uses less fuel!
Reverberation.
That's the 'collusion narrative' pedal. The harder you push that, coupled with the harder you push the one on the far right....it gets you more realistic results than you've gotten so far.
Ejection Seat.
Current day anti-theft device
Tire inflation pump
Road rage. When that idiot in the BMW cuts you off for the 3rd time, just pump that sucker until your blood pressure is in the safe range once again. Works every time.
That's the left turn pedal. The right turn pedal is the same size pedal located.... to the right of the left turn pedal.
Or... Emergency I-Have-Too-Much-Money-In-The-Bank-Must-Get-Rid-Of-It button. Press it in the correct sequence and you, too, can autodeduct $2,000 or more from your bank account.
It makes it go warp speed buckle up
That's the Knight Industries Two Thousand series turbo booster
Blinker fluid refill pedal
Depressing it automatically posts your current status to Pinterest, Zuckbook, Instagram and Twatter
The far left pedal operates the Jump Jacks (originally designed by Pops Racer for the Mach 5).
When this pedal is pressed, the car releases and immediately retracts long automated car jacks that make the car jump over any hazardous obstacle. Controls set on the steering wheel permit the driver to activate the jacks in pairs to perform various kinds of flips, and at specific intensities to control jump height.
EXCELLENT! LOL, You have my vote.
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