So apparently Oscar Meyer sent this guy around with nothing but a trailer full of bacon to barter for all his lodging, gas and all other needs... the story is here:
http://www.baconbarter.com/
Ninety miles from the South Eastern tip of the United States, Liberty has no stead. In order for Liberty to exist and thrive, Tyranny must be identified, recognized, confronted and extinguished.
I say put them all in a cage match and the one that comes out alive gets the Grammy for Best Spoken Word Album.