90 Miles From Tyranny

Monday, September 5, 2016

Then Along Came A Spider And Sat Down Beside Her.... -or- Animated Gif Collection #9

Animated Gif Collection #9:

I Think He Probably Died...

Motorcycle Vs. Car....

Bet That Left A Bruise...

If He Would Have Missed This... Would He Have Died...

...And..... BOOM!

A Horse Is A Horse... Look Out For That Fence...

Police Car Vs. Oil Tanker...

Dog Vs. Seals...

Carnage On A Water Slide...

It Took Me A While To Figure Out Exactly How This Went Down ...

Falling Concrete Knocked This Guy Out...

I Guess He Chose The Path Less Traveled...

The Difference Between Life And Death Can Be Just Seconds...

Mattress Vs. Motorcycle...

Did Her Head Hit The Concrete Stair? OUCH!

How To Crash Into A Car With Your Motorcyle Like A Boss...

The Perils Of Having Roommates...

Watch What He Does With This Vacuum Cleaner Nozzle...

Convenience Store Door With Attitude!

Play With Fire... Get Burned...

More Amazing Animated Gifs HERE

Animated Gif Collection #2 HERE

Animated Gif Collection #5 -OR- Motorcycles And Bulls Don't Mix..

Animated Gif Collection #6 -Or- Bet She Lost Some Teeth..

Animated Gif Collection #7 -OR- This Is What Happens When You Fall Asleep While Driving...

Animated Gif Collection #8 -OR- Fish: 1, Dog: 0

ACLU, NYT, & La Raza All Agree: 75% of Illegal Aliens Are Committing Felonies

On "Fox News Sunday", Chris Wallace asked what Trump would do with all of the law abiding illegal aliens who have not committed any crimes since entering the United States illegally. Wallace's question is based on the myth that most illegal aliens are law abiding, which is simply not the case. The fact is that the vast majority of illegal aliens routinely commit multiple job-related felonies.

"According to who?" you ask. Well, the answer is that the Social Security Administration, ACLU, New York Times, La Raza, LULAC, Democratic pundits Kirsten Powers and Eleanor Clift, the libertarian Reason Foundation, andUSA Today.

They and countless others all acknowledge openly that illegal aliens use fraudulently obtained Social Security numbers, which means that they routinely commit Social Security fraud and forgery — felonies. When the Social Security number used by an illegal alien is a real one belonging to another person (as opposed to a made up number) the illegal alien is committing identity theft, another felony. And when the individual using a fraudulently obtained number completes an I-9 form, she commits perjury, yet another felony. People have been convicted for these crimes.

Therefore, those who say that illegal aliens do not commit crimes either ignorantly or deliberately fail to acknowledge that the use of fraudulently obtained Social Security numbers results in criminal activity or they are flat out lying when they say that illegal aliens have not committed any felonies after either sneaking into the United States or overstaying their visas.

On the rare occasions when someone actually acknowledges that the vast majority of illegal aliens routinely commit felonies, they justify the crimes by saying that those committing the crimes are desperate people who are forced to commit felonies in order to improve their lives. And besides, Social Security payments made by illegal aliens using fraudulently obtained Social Security numbers support the Social Security system, which is a good thing.

However, the fact is that there are millions of victims of these illegal alien, job-related felonies. When an illegal alien uses a Social Security number belonging to...

The incomplete records of the Hillary Clinton email investigation released by the FBI raise questions about the conduct not only of Clinton but of her top aides and the staffers working under their direction. Perhaps the most serious is whether the Clinton team destroyed evidence which they were under legal order to save and produce to congressional investigators.

Out of a massive investigation, the FBI has released just two documents: a heavily-redacted version of its summary report and a writeup — the so-called 302 — from agents' July 2 interview with Clinton. The rest, including reports from interviews with other players, remains secret, although the FBI has shared it with Congress, with redactions and under tight viewing restrictions.

Shortly after the two documents were released on the Friday afternoon before Labor Day, Rep. Trey Gowdy, chairman of the House Select Committee on Benghazi, sent out a statement suggesting he does not believe the documents tell the full story, and that if the full story were told it might suggest wrongdoing on the part of the Clinton team.

"The FBI selectively releasing Secretary Clinton's interview summary is of little benefit to the public unless and until all relevant documents and witness interview summaries are released," Gowdy said. "The public is entitled to all relative information, including the testimony of the witnesses at...

IFL: “It Takes A Village Idiot”

Girls With Guns

Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani claimed Sunday that Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton "acted intentionally and with criminal intent" in regards to her private email server used while secretary of state.

Giuliani, a Donald Trump surrogate and former United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York, said in a statement released by Trump's campaign that Clinton "powerful evidence of criminal intent" was how she deleted 33,000 emails and erased them with "expensive BleachBit software" that he claims is "used by criminals seeking to hide evidence from law enforcement"

"The notes released from Hillary Clinton’s FBI interview make it abundantly clear that she was not only extremely careless in her handling of top secret and confidential government information, but acted intentionally and...

So what’s changed after the mass sexual assaults began in Cologne and other European cities on New Year’s Eve? Nothing. It’s the new normal and music festivals and other outdoor events.

What’s the difference between these sexual attacks and the sex crimes and slavery of the Islamic State? Nothing. It is sanctioned under Islam.

This is Merkel’s legacy to Germany and Europe.

IMMIGRANT men have groped and sexually assaulted a number of women in a German city in copycat attacks of the New Year’s eve sex frenzy in Cologne.

Immigrants have sexually assaulted a number of women in a German city in Cologne copycat attack

Police said the four women who filed complaints after the incidents in Essen late on Friday could be “only the tip of the iceberg.”

Women who may have been attacked at the Essen Original city party have been offered a confidential hotline by officers to contact them.

The police presence at the festival was beefed up over the weekend as a result of the sexual assaults.
All said that men came up to them in groups, danced around them, harassed and groped...

How’s about some commie ketchup on that burger? It’s extra red. A little Marxist mustard for your dog? What about a pinch of socialist sauerkraut on that bubbling bratwurst?

Didn’t you know? That’s why you get the day off on Monday. That’s what your Labor Day barbecue commemorates: socialism. Delicious, juicy, smoky socialism with a side of potato salad (German, of course) and a game of Cornhole (everyone’s a winner!)—frills made affordable to Americans, American businesses and big government waste-fraud-and-abuse mills by, well, capitalism.

I know, I’m a killjoy, and, call me a hypocrite, but I’m grilling out Monday anyway. Still, fellas, while you’re sweating over that sizzling Weber this three-day weekend, just be sure to tip a stein to old Karl, Vladimir and Josef. Without those genocidal schmendricks, you’d be stuck in your cubical Monday, just like every other day, playing Candy Crush and checking fantasy football.

Just yankin’ your chain. I’m sure you’re a hard worker, and, I mean, isn’t that really what Labor Day is all about? Hard work?

Actually, no. Not at all. Hard work has nothing to do with it. Labor Day is about “labor,” and “labor,” since the 19th century at least, has been, and yet remains, one of the primary “progressive” euphemisms exploited by leftists (aka, Democrats) to further the redistributionist goals of the global socialist movement.

Ah, Labor Day: “From each according to his ability, to each according to his need!” “Workers of the world unite!”

And don’t forget to “look for the union label.”

No, I’m not being paranoid. The history of Labor Day is fascinating. And it really is rooted, 100 percent, in socialism.

In 1882 a couple of socialist cats named Matthew Maguire and Peter McGuire, both members of the Socialist Labor Party, proposed an official workers’ holiday in New York to be called...