Ninety miles from the South Eastern tip of the United States, Liberty has no stead. In order for Liberty to exist and thrive, Tyranny must be identified, recognized, confronted and extinguished.
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Strange Things You Likely Didn't Know ???
Strange Things You Likely
Didn't Know ???
Didn't Know ???
A rat can last longer without water than a camel.Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and
down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2".During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be seen
in the distance (and Heston's wearing a watch).On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!
(That explains a few mysteries....)Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, "Elementary, my dear Watson."Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per
side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange,
purple and silver.Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space
because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.Weatherman Willard Scott was the first Ronald McDonald.If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will
instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who
discovered this??)Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down
so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in
the USA."The original name for butterfly was flutterby.The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which
stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player
for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot
sink into quicksand.Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a
piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin
look-alike contest.An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman
to take more than three steps backwards while dancing!The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book
most often stolen from public libraries.The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!Thanks to Deborah for submitting this!!And another via email --this comes by Suzie T....In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.Men can read smaller print then women can; women can hear better.It is impossible to lick your elbow.The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: AlaskaThe average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius CaesarIf a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?A. Their birthplace.Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?A. One thousandQ. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. HoneyIn Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the "honeymoon".In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them, "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Man in Coma for 19 Years Asks to Go Back to Sleep
In what members of the medical community are calling an unprecedented development, a man who recently awoke from a 19-year coma has asked doctors to put him back to sleep.
At a press conference in Jacksonville, Fla., today, the man, James Dumont, 51, told reporters that at first he was excited to be conscious again, “But then I turned on the TV.”
Mr. Dumont said that the first images he saw on television were those of President Barack Obama giving a press conference.
“I was happy at first, because I thought, well, good, ‘Saturday Night Live’ is still on, and that’s my favorite show,” he said. “Then I realized that it was actually the real president at the White House, and I became very depressed.”
After hearing the president field questions about the state of the economy, immigration, gun control, the ability of the government to kill Americans without a trial, Syria and Benghazi, Mr. Dumont “ couldn't take it anymore. This is like a dystopian Orwellian novel”, he said.
Seeking escapism, Mr. Dumont changed the channel and saw the Kardashian clan starring in the latest installment of their hit television show “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.”
“That was really the straw that broke the camel’s back,” he said. “I don’t want to live in a country that exploits mentally impaired people like that.”
Mr. Dumont's doctor said that putting his patient back into a coma state would create an ethical quandary for the medical community: “Millions of other people would want the same thing.”
Elsewhere, a spokesman for the U.S. government said that it would soon issue drone attacks on Americans’ wireless phones, explaining, “It’ll be easy, since we’re already on the line listening in.”
This is satire and was copied and modified from a marxist zealot.
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