Gun Egg Fryer

You wake up in the morning and you need a good meal.  Get your gun egg fryer out and cook up some second amendment eggs.  Mmmm mmm mmm tastes like freedom!

Electric duck bath

Now that the democrats have vote frauded their way to another four more years and treated the U.S. economy to an electric duck bath, they too should reap the rewards they have sewn.  All democrats, socialists and Marxists should run a nice hot bath, put plenty of bubbles in it, get in and then plug in their electric duck.  Perhaps for a moment, the synapses in your brains will find a proper path to reasoning, logic and enlightened self interest.

Obama Scream

President Obama finds out that he inherited the current economy from the last president...himself....

The de-evolution of the modern day liberal

Selective outrage, identity politics, racial division for political gain, political duality and blatant hypocrisy, this is your modern day liberal.

Don't tread on me!

How do you make a dollar bill worth more than a dollar bill?

You turn it into a battle cry, a rebel yell!

Don't tread on me you sons o' bitches,

lest you feel my bite that will make you sicken

and die.

 

Women with Weapons

Progressive Jokes #3

Because laughing at liberals is our patriotic duty!

Anime girls with guns

Women with weapons

Ride 'em cowgirl!

My Thanksgiving Feast

This a pretty typical American spread:  We had turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, corn on the cob, tossed salad, biscuits, cranberry sauce, butter nut squash and cucumber salad.  It was scrumptious and my sister and mother did an amazing job putting all this together.  We counted our blessings and were thankful for what we have.  I feasted until my stomach cried out in pain.  Then my sister promptly put me to work on some honey do projects. A man has got to do what he has got to do.

Thanksgiving....

Vegetarian Thanksgiving

Let's all take a moment to mourn on  this day for

 our vegetarian friends...ok, that's long enough.

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