Perhaps we can figure out a way to remove their second amendment rights....hmmmmm
Monday, April 29, 2013
Hu's On First With Two Idiots...
Obama: John Kerry! Nice to see you. What's happening, I Lost My Teleprompter?
John Kerry: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
Obama: Great. Lay it on me.
John Kerry: Hu is the new leader of China.
Obama: That's what I want to know.
John Kerry: That's what I'm telling you.
Obama: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
John Kerry: Yes.
Obama: I mean the fellow's name.
John Kerry: Hu.
Obama: The guy in China.
John Kerry: Hu.
Obama: The new leader of China.
John Kerry: Hu.
Obama: The Chinaman!
John Kerry: Hu is leading China.
Obama: Now whaddya' asking me for?
John Kerry: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
Obama: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
John Kerry: That's the man's name.
Obama: That's who's name?
John Kerry: Yes.
Obama: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
John Kerry: Yes, sir.
Obama: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
John Kerry: That's correct.
Obama: Then who is in China?
John Kerry: Yes, sir.
Obama: Yassir is in China?
John Kerry: No, sir.
Obama: Then who is?
John Kerry: Yes, sir.
Obama: Yassir?
John Kerry: No, sir.
Obama: Look, John Kerry. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
John Kerry: Kofi?
Obama: No, thanks.
John Kerry: You want Kofi?
Obama: No.
John Kerry: You don't want Kofi.
Obama: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
John Kerry: Yes, sir.
Obama: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
John Kerry: Kofi?
Obama: Milk! Will you please make the call?
John Kerry: And call who?
Obama: Who is the guy at the U.N?
John Kerry: Hu is the guy in China.
Obama: Will you stay out of China?!
John Kerry: Yes, sir.
Obama: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
John Kerry: Kofi.
Obama: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
Mike Miles Denied Entry To Saudi Arabia For Being "Too Irresistible To Women"
In Real News:
Saudi Arabia deports 'irresistible' men deemed 'too handsome' to women
Three men were forcibly removed from an annual culture festival in Saudi Arabia and subsequently sent back to the UAE after it was deemed that women could find them irresistible.
The delegates from the United Arab Emirates were in attendance at the Jenadrivah Heritage & Culture Festival in Riyadh, the Saudi capital, when religious police officers stormed the stand and evicted the men because “they are too handsome,” according to the Arabic language newspaper, Elaph.
“A festival official said the three Emiratis were taken out on the grounds they are too handsome and that the Commission [for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vices] members feared female visitors could fall for them,” Elaph reported.
The UAE released an official statement indicating that the religious police were anxious over the unexpected presence of an unnamed female artist in the pavilion.
“Her visit to the UAE stand was a coincidence as it was not included in the programme which we had already provided to the festival’s management,” Saeed Al Kaabi, head of the UAE delegation to the festival, said in a statement.
It was not clear if the woman’s presence was related to the decision to evict the “handsome” Emirati men.
More Mike Miles Opinion:
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The New Thought Police
Second Coldest Start To Spring In US History
Global cooling is bad, it leads to smaller crop yields and more human deaths. Record lows in China, Brazil and Europe has also caused death and economic disruption.
All warmists should be held to account for the billions they have wasted on junk science.
H/T http://stevengoddard.wordpress.com/2013/04/26/second-coldest-start-to-spring-in-us-history/
GUN CARRYING MAN ENDS STABBING SPREE AT SALT LAKE GROCERY STORE
SALT LAKE CITY (ABC 4 News) - A citizen with a gun stopped a knife wielding man as he began stabbing people Thursday evening at the downtown Salt Lake City Smith's store.
Police say the suspect purchased a knife inside the store and then turned it into a weapon. Smith's employee Dorothy Espinoza says, "He pulled it out and stood outside the Smiths in the foyer. And just started stabbing people and yelling you killed my people. You killed my people."
Espinoza says, the knife wielding man seriously injured two people. "There is blood all over. One got stabbed in the stomach and got stabbed in the head and held his hands and got stabbed all over the arms."
Then, before the suspect could find another victim - a citizen with a gun stopped the madness. "A guy pulled gun on him and told him to drop his weapon or he would shoot him. So, he dropped his weapon and the people from Smith's grabbed him."
By the time officers arrived the suspect had been subdued by employees and shoppers. Police had high praise for gun carrying man who ended the hysteria. Lt. Brian Purvis said, "This was a volatile situation that could have gotten worse. We can only assume from what we saw it could have gotten worse. He was definitely in the right place at the right time."
Dozens of other shoppers, who too could have become victims, are also thankful for the gun carrying man. And many, like Danylle Julian, are still in shock from the experience. "Scary actually. Really scary. Five minutes before I walk out to my car. It could have been me."
Police say right now they have no idea what caused the suspect to go on the dangerous rampage. (We will update as soon as we learn new information.)
So far, police have not released the names of the suspect, the victims or the man who pulled the gun.
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