Morning Mistress

The 90 Miles Mystery Box: Episode #30

You have come across a mystery box. But what is inside? 

It could be literally anything from the serene to the horrific, 

from the beautiful to the repugnant, 

from the mysterious to the familiar.

If you decide to open it, you could be disappointed, 

you could be inspired, you could be appalled. 

This is not for the faint of heart or the easily offended. 

You have been warned.

Hot Pick Of The Late Night

Walking around Hollywood with a Trump MAGA Hat

Girls With Guns

The REAL Dreamers...

NFL - Not For Long

De-fund The NFL

Don't Buy Merchandise

Don't Buy Tickets

Don't Watch Games

Don't Buy From Advertisers That Sponsor This Leftist Hate Of America

Why didn't TV networks show angry, booing NFL fans Sunday or Monday?

The NFL Has Its Hands Deep in Taxpayer Money

To All You Bastards Who Kneel During The National Anthem..

This Is What Happens When You Date A Clumsy Idiot...

More Animated Gifs:

New NSA Anti Tea Party Weapon...

Wrong Wire Faisel

That's Gotta Hurt...

Ok, This Cracks Me Up..

Extreme Fishing...

Fish On!

Fishing Like A Boss..

Girls Kick Ass..

This Is What Happens To Santa Claus After Socialism Is Imposed..

Can You Say, Adrenaline Rush?

I Know There Is A Sun Tzu Quote In Here Somewhere..

It's A Drive Thru Now..

Roof Surfing Fail..

The Danger Of Drinking And Sitting...

Action Cat!

Problem? What Problem?

That's Gotta Hurt...

Watch Florida Democrat Rep. Joe Garcia Pick His Ear Wax And Try To Act Like He Is Not Eating It...

So You Are Walking In The Rain Forest And...

Bet She Won't Do That Again...

Must Be An Establishment Republican...

The Consequences Of Texting While Driving...

Okay, That's Gotta Hurt...

This Is Why You Should Wear Your Seat Belt...

This Is Your Brain On Socialism...

It's Time For Change...

Bet That Hurt...

What Happens When You Use A Ranged Weapon Up Close?

Survival Of The Fittest Sometimes Gets It Wrong...

I Was Tired Of That Motorcycle Anyways...

This Guy Is Either Drunk Or He Is On ObamaCare..

Jeez, Better Wipe Those Tire Tracks Off Of Your Roof!

Fidel Castro Graphically Demonstrates The Consequences Of Socialism..

Dear Socialists, This Is A Lesson For You..

If Obama Was A Dog..

..and don't miss:

Squirrel Launcher...

More Amazing Animated Gifs HERE
Animated Gif Collection #2 HERE
Animated Gif Collection #3
Animated Gif Collection #4
Animated Gif Collection #5 -OR- Motorcycles And Bulls Don't Mix..
Animated Gif Collection #6 or Bet She Lost Some Teeth...
Animated Gif Collection #7 -OR- This Is What Happens When You Fall Asleep While Driving...
Animated Gif Collection #8 -OR- Fish: 1, Dog: 0
Out Of Control Bus -OR- Animated Gif Collection #9
How To Launch An Oil Truck Into The Air -OR- Animated Gif Collection #10

Mark Zuckerberg Tours The Nation And Shares His Insights On Meeting Humans On This Planet...

Is Mark Zuckerberg Prepping For A Run For President?

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange is ready to provide evidence the Russian collusion narrative is false

The Root Of The Problem...

Occasionally Flushing Is Required!

Governor of Puerto Rico Praises Trump and FEMA Response, Need More Truck Drivers To Get Aid To People

The devastation from Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico was vast.

By some assessments, including that of the Governor of Puerto Rico, it was the worst disaster to hit the island ever.

It laid waste to the infrastructure knocking out the roads and power and leaving people in a critical situation.

The Governor of Puerto Rico, Ricardo Rossello appear on The View on Tuesday to explain where the situation was at and what they still needed in order to be able to help people.

The hosts of the view had attacked President Donald Trump the day before for not going to Puerto Rico, forgetting of course, that in a still critical stage when there’s completely blown out infrastructure, that having to deal with a visit from the president and all the security and disruption that would entail would be the last thing you would want.

They asked the governor about Trump’s response to the disaster, Sara Haines question seemed to assume an answer, that Trump wasn’t doing enough. But Rossello crossed her up.

Haines: We saw a clip of President Trump saying the White House is doing a great job. How do you think they’re doing in terms of response and do you...