Saturday, November 11, 2017
BREAKING: Washington Post offered $1000 to women to accuse Roy Moore
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ILLEGAL ALIENS CAUGHT TRAFFICKING HEROIN IN NORTH CAROLINA
Cesar Ibanez Castaneda, 40, of Charlotte, is charged with two counts of trafficking in opium or heroin and maintaining a drug vehicle after more than 2 ½ ounces of heroin.
Israel Baez Figueroa, 25, of Monroe, and Pedro Gonzalez Viera, 19, of San Diego, Calif., are charged with two counts of trafficking in opium or heroin and maintaining a drug...
November Democrat Politician Horoscopes
Sagittarius Replenish your campaign coffers by sending out a fundraising email accusing the republican majority of taking away entitlements even though they are working on cutting taxes for the working class. Tonight, deny that Hillary used Fusion GPS to defraud the American People and helped her enrich herself with Russian Uranium One Money.
"Hey, Democrat, what's your sign? Oh. Right. Duh."
Capricorn Today you'll get the urge to express your opposition to legal immigration by accusing anyone opposing illegal immigration of racism. If someone voices skepticism, tell the story of how Julio of El Salvador's life was saved, if someone points out that he is a member of MS-13, accuse them of hating "brown" children.
Aquarius Count your blessings as a Democrat, such as unfettered love and adoration from the media, newspapers, periodicals and supporting Hollywood movies that allows you to get away with lies, murder and keeping "the constituency" poor and voting for you. Tonight: Block access to a National Monument for veterans just for fun.
Pisces Don’t take no for an answer. Give no for an answer. The 5th amendment is your and your friends friend.
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"Hey, Democrat, what's your sign? Oh. Right. Duh."
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Aries A good day to use children as props for any leftist project you are looking to promote, Global War...errr Climate Change is a good one. Hug the children as you sell their futures to Socialism and suck their souls from them.
Taurus Discuss how to steal err.. redistribute income from the middle class with your caucus by using class warfare to justify your zeal to destroy hope. Tonight: keep your manicure scissors nearby in case your mistress gets her braces caught in your hair again.
Gemini Practice saying into a mirror: "I just found out about it on TeeVee" Then check on the progress of your shredding crew.
Cancer Sad thoughts may bedevil you today. Clear them out of your head by thinking of destroying capitalism. Tonight: party like it's Kim Jong Un Day.
Virgo A good day to lawyer up. Not that you did anything wrong! Still, a very, very good day to lawyer up. Tonight: practice saying "I hate mid term elections, I hate mid term elections in the mirror.
Libra Accuse your opponents of playing the blame game. When they accuse you of playing the blame game by accusing them of playing the blame game, call them racists, sexists, misogynists, and homophobes until they give up on logic and walk away...
Scorpio Replenish your campaign coffers by sending out a fundraising email defending a cop killer because hey, he's a communist, we gots to stand together! Add a P.S. suggesting he should get into politics.
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