90 Miles From Tyranny : Hu's On First With Two Idiots...

Monday, April 29, 2013

Hu's On First With Two Idiots...


Obama: John Kerry! Nice to see you. What's happening, I Lost My Teleprompter? 

John Kerry: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 

Obama: Great. Lay it on me. 

John Kerry: Hu is the new leader of China. 

Obama: That's what I want to know. 

John Kerry: That's what I'm telling you. 

Obama: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 

John Kerry: Yes. 

Obama: I mean the fellow's name. 

John Kerry: Hu. 

Obama: The guy in China. 

John Kerry: Hu. 

Obama: The new leader of China. 

John Kerry: Hu. 

Obama: The Chinaman! 

John Kerry: Hu is leading China. 

Obama: Now whaddya' asking me for? 

John Kerry: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 

Obama: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 

John Kerry: That's the man's name. 

Obama: That's who's name? 

John Kerry: Yes. 

Obama: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 

John Kerry: Yes, sir. 

Obama: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 

John Kerry: That's correct. 

Obama: Then who is in China? 

John Kerry: Yes, sir. 

Obama: Yassir is in China? 

John Kerry: No, sir. 

Obama: Then who is? 

John Kerry: Yes, sir. 

Obama: Yassir? 

John Kerry: No, sir. 

Obama: Look, John Kerry. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. 
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 

John Kerry: Kofi? 

Obama: No, thanks. 

John Kerry: You want Kofi? 

Obama: No. 

John Kerry: You don't want Kofi. 

Obama: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 

John Kerry: Yes, sir. 

Obama: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 

John Kerry: Kofi? 

Obama: Milk! Will you please make the call? 

John Kerry: And call who? 

Obama: Who is the guy at the U.N? 

John Kerry: Hu is the guy in China. 

Obama: Will you stay out of China?! 

John Kerry: Yes, sir. 

Obama: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 

John Kerry: Kofi. 

Obama: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 

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