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Friday, August 14, 2020

This Woman Will Do ANYTHING For Career Advancement...









Umm... You Do Know What A Pearl Necklace Is Right?

Adults Only:



1. Pearl Necklace
As Samantha explained to Charlotte on a memorable episode of Sex and the City, a pearl necklace is what results when someone ejaculates on or around their partner's neck or chest (yes, so that the semen is roughly where a pearl necklace is when worn). If you're not someone who enjoys wearing this kind of pearl necklace, feel free to stick to Charlotte's preferred version, which you can find at Bloomingdale's.

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