You have come across a mystery box. But what is inside?
It could be literally anything from the serene to the horrific,
from the beautiful to the repugnant,
from the mysterious to the familiar.
If you decide to open it, you could be disappointed,
you could be inspired, you could be appalled.
This is not for the faint of heart or the easily offended.
Welcome Adventurer, To The Mystery Box!
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Beauty
4 comments:
Only took Vlad's forces impaling over 20,000 Ottomans for the muslims to get the message.
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Help! I'm being repressed!
If it was a +5 Vorpal weapon, you could lop off the head of anyone who said otherwise.
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