Parrot Barbeque!

Beach Bum

She made me build a sand castle.

Beer Sidecar

Genius.

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No Camels were injured in this photo shoot.

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Ugly American: Eva Longoria

As former beauty Eva Longoria quickly approaches the age that ushers in the end of a starlet's career at  40 YEARS OLD,  It is clear that her beauty is long gone and only makeup and plastic surgery can hold her together at this point.  Unable to keep a man or to have a baby, Eva will have to rely on the money she made when she was still attractive.  Hopefully her poor business acumen will not continue to drain her resources as her recent bankrupt Las Vegas venture did.
 
There are good things that come out of her waning career.  Perhaps she will stop jetting around on her private jet and reduce her immoral carbon footprint.  She could also sell some of her expansive mansions and perhaps downsize them to live within the means of a responsible global citizen.  As she pays outrageous electric bills to cool her mansions year round, she could consider the cost to humanity that her selfish one percenter lifestyle is costing the world community.  Eva, sell your jet and fly first class, that is how you can help the wounded earth.



More pictures of the elderly Actor with no makeup

Perhaps her selfishness that harms the planet is also harming her relationships with men. Her first wedding was to TV star Tyler Christopher in 2002 but the marriage was short lived lasting for only two years. She then started dating Basketball star Tony Parker in 2004 and 2 years later the couple got engaged .They got married in July 2007 in a civic ceremony but all was not well and the couple filed for divorced in November 2010 It was later discovered that her husband Tony Parker cheated on her with another woman. She later dated brother of Spanish actress Penelope Cruz from February 2011 to March 2012.  Pictures to the left is what Eva Longoria looks like without a professional makeup artist spending hours to make her look pretty and above is a rare un-airbrushed photo of Eva's aging skin and flabby posterior.
Currently, Mark Sanchez is using Eva's celebrity to help battle against Tim Tebow's celebrity cult status. Mark Sanchez is currently the worst ranked quarterback in the NFL, in order to compete he feels he needs a celebrity on his arm as he continues the saga of who should be the New York Jets starting quarterback.  Mark Sanchez is adeptly trying to change the choice to a red state vs blue state issue by choosing the leftist Eva Longoria.  This is the only chance Mark Sanchez has to retain his starter position, he HAS to date the aging, flabby Eva Longoria.

 

 

 

Transparency Schmarency

On his first day in office, Barack Obama pledged to hold himself to "a new standard of openness." in a later memo Obama wrote: My Administration is committed to creating an unprecedented level of openness in Government. We will work together to ensure the public trust and establish a system of transparency, public participation, and collaboration.

The corrupt establishment media and the leftist organizations designed to promote leftist agendas do no care if his words do not match his deeds however, much like Obama's awarded Nobel Peace Prize, which he received for during nothing, but based on his "potential",he received the "transparency" Award in March 2011 from the open government community based on his "Potential" to be transparent, members of the open government community described the award to be “aspirational,” in recognition of Obama’s potential to do more on the transparency front.  In a telling twist, the "transparency" was held behind closed doors, no press was allowed, no photos were taken.

 From claiming executive privilege over fast and furious to hide the facts from congress and the American people to lying and stalling on the Benghazi cover up, this president has been anything but transparent.  He broke a promise to televise meetings about health care on C-SPAN, he failed to keep his "sunlight before signing" pledge to wait five days before signing legislation and he hasn't created a "contracts and influence" database to disclose how much federal contractors spend on lobbying. The administration has embarked on an unprecedented wave of prosecutions of whistle blowers and alleged leakers. Administration lawyers are aggressively fighting Freedom of Information (FOIA) requests at the agency level and in court. Travel costs of Obama administration officials remain undisclosed.

Clearly this presidency is not transparent by any stretch of the imagination.  Just as disturbing as the lack of transparency of this administration is the willingness to leak sensitive information whenever it may benefit the President.  Details of the Stuxnet virus were particularly damaging to out national security efforts. 

Now that the president has sliced and diced his way to a second term with the help of the corrupt U.S. media, is it possible that he will begin to be more transparent?  Sadly, the answer is, only when it suits his purposes.

Scary, scary picture..

Mikey finds out that his future has been Sold Out.

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Friday Booty

Girls with Guns

A new beginning...

What is clear from this election is that we can no longer depend on common sense coming from the American People.  We need to begin to create new structures.  We need to supplant the corrupt media, we need to become media creators to battle corrupt hollywood and we need to work together to begin to create a new union,  Here is one idea called the Common Sense Resistance: