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Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Why Does Capital One Employ Alec Baldwin?



More Alec Balwin News:
Alec Baldwin being investigated for possible hate crime

'Rude' Alec Baldwin fled to toilet, booted from plane
Alec Baldwin apologises for calling daughter, 11, a 'rude thoughtless pig'
In A fit of Rage, Alec Baldwin yells at photographer, "I know you were raped by a priest" as he attempts to break photographers arm

It Is time that CAPITAL ONE stops employing this out of control insane monster that they are enabling, empowering and unleashing upon people with lesser lawyers.


What in your wallet?  Tyranny and Oppression?


Game Of Thrones - Map Of Westeros



More Game Of Thrones:

Game Of Thrones "Hook Up" Infographic

Game Of Thrones Character Map...

Peter Dinklage On Luck..

Daenerys Stormborn

Morning Mistress


Hot Pick Of The Late Night


Late Night Ladies

Monday, April 29, 2013

Girls With Guns

More Girls With Guns:

Poor Barbara Bush...


Men With Guns Are Coming To America!!

Perhaps we can figure out a way to remove their second amendment rights....hmmmmm

Girls With Guns


Hu's On First With Two Idiots...


Obama: John Kerry! Nice to see you. What's happening, I Lost My Teleprompter? 

John Kerry: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 

Obama: Great. Lay it on me. 

John Kerry: Hu is the new leader of China. 

Obama: That's what I want to know. 

John Kerry: That's what I'm telling you. 

Obama: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 

John Kerry: Yes. 

Obama: I mean the fellow's name. 

John Kerry: Hu. 

Obama: The guy in China. 

John Kerry: Hu. 

Obama: The new leader of China. 

John Kerry: Hu. 

Obama: The Chinaman! 

John Kerry: Hu is leading China. 

Obama: Now whaddya' asking me for? 

John Kerry: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 

Obama: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 

John Kerry: That's the man's name. 

Obama: That's who's name? 

John Kerry: Yes. 

Obama: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 

John Kerry: Yes, sir. 

Obama: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 

John Kerry: That's correct. 

Obama: Then who is in China? 

John Kerry: Yes, sir. 

Obama: Yassir is in China? 

John Kerry: No, sir. 

Obama: Then who is? 

John Kerry: Yes, sir. 

Obama: Yassir? 

John Kerry: No, sir. 

Obama: Look, John Kerry. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. 
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 

John Kerry: Kofi? 

Obama: No, thanks. 

John Kerry: You want Kofi? 

Obama: No. 

John Kerry: You don't want Kofi. 

Obama: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 

John Kerry: Yes, sir. 

Obama: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 

John Kerry: Kofi? 

Obama: Milk! Will you please make the call? 

John Kerry: And call who? 

Obama: Who is the guy at the U.N? 

John Kerry: Hu is the guy in China. 

Obama: Will you stay out of China?! 

John Kerry: Yes, sir. 

Obama: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 

John Kerry: Kofi. 

Obama: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 

Mike Miles Denied Entry To Saudi Arabia For Being "Too Irresistible To Women"


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In A Statement to the press, Mike Miles stated: "If Deporting Me is The Alternative To Female Genital Mutilation, I will Gladly Leave." Mike Miles, Pictured on the right, also stated, "I will never Go to Saudi Arabia Again, and my tourist dollars will not enrich Mecca."  Perhaps Mr. Miles was unaware that as an infidel, he is simply not allowed to set foot on the sacred grounds of Mecca.


In Real News:


Saudi Arabia deports 'irresistible' men deemed 'too handsome' to women
Three men were forcibly removed from an annual culture festival in Saudi Arabia and subsequently sent back to the UAE after it was deemed that women could find them irresistible.
The delegates from the United Arab Emirates were in attendance at the Jenadrivah Heritage & Culture Festival in Riyadh, the Saudi capital, when religious police officers stormed the stand and evicted the men because “they are too handsome,” according to the Arabic language newspaper, Elaph.
“A festival official said the three Emiratis were taken out on the grounds they are too handsome and that the Commission [for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vices] members feared female visitors could fall for them,” Elaph reported.
The UAE released an official statement indicating that the religious police were anxious over the unexpected presence of an unnamed female artist in the pavilion.
“Her visit to the UAE stand was a coincidence as it was not included in the programme which we had already provided to the festival’s management,” Saeed Al Kaabi, head of the UAE delegation to the festival, said in a statement.

Coincidence?