The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed ! way too close to the exhaust.
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
Ninety miles from the South Eastern tip of the United States, Liberty has no stead. In order for Liberty to exist and thrive, Tyranny must be identified, recognized, confronted and extinguished.
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Wednesday, February 12, 2014
Wednesday Is Humpday
English[edit]
Etymology[edit]
From Middle English Wednesdai, Wodnesdei, from Old English wōdnesdæġ (“Wednesday”), from a Germanic (compare Proto-Germanic *Wōdanas dagaz) calque of Latin dies (“day”) Mercurii (“of Mercurii”) and Koine Ancient Greek ἡμέρα (hemera, “day”) Ἕρμου (Hermou, “of Hermes”), via an association of the god Odin (Woden) with Mercury and Hermes.
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Pronunciation[edit]
- (UK) IPA(key): /ˈwɛdᵊnzdeɪ/, /ˈwɛnzdeɪ/ or /ˈwɛdᵊnzdi/, /ˈwɛnzdi/
- (US) IPA(key): /ˈwɛnzdeɪ/, /ˈwɛnzdi/
- (Scotland) IPA(key): /ˈwɛ(ʔə)nzde/
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Noun[edit]
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Wednesday (plural Wednesdays)
- The fourth day of the week in many religious traditions, and the third day of the week in systems using the ISO 8601 norm; it follows Tuesday and precedes Thursday.
Synonyms[edit]
- Humpday (slang)
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Tuesday, February 11, 2014
It is time to appoint a special prosecutor in the IRS scandal
We have a Justice Department that is lawless.
We have a President that is lawless.
There are no Democrats in the congress that care about the rule of law.
Most Republicans in the congress are spineless.
I AM SICK OF THE LAWLESS, CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES GOING ON IN WASHINGTON AND THE PEOPLE WE ELECT KEEP LOOKING THE OTHER WAY.
You are all filthy, spineless bastards, a pox on all of your houses.
APPOINT A SPECIAL PROSECUTOR NOW YOU ASSHOLES.
We have a President that is lawless.
There are no Democrats in the congress that care about the rule of law.
Most Republicans in the congress are spineless.
I AM SICK OF THE LAWLESS, CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES GOING ON IN WASHINGTON AND THE PEOPLE WE ELECT KEEP LOOKING THE OTHER WAY.
You are all filthy, spineless bastards, a pox on all of your houses.
APPOINT A SPECIAL PROSECUTOR NOW YOU ASSHOLES.
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