Internet brands Clinton a robot after she fails to swat fly on face

It is a known fact that flies are attracted to shit.

Hillary Clinton’s eyebrow doubled as a landing strip as a fly clung to her face during the latest presidential debate. The candidate didn’t attempt to squat it away, prompting speculation from sci-fi fans she may be more droid than Democrat.

The unidentified fly has been bragging about its newfound stardom on the Twitter account ‘Flies for Hillary’, tweeting “Showing my support for Hillary! I can't believe I'm on TV!” 

SHOCK AND AWE AS TRUMP TAKES A FLAMETHROWER TO HILLARY AT DEBATE

On Sunday night Donald Trump quit playing around and finally showed up at a gunfight with a bazooka. After days of being vilified by a media slime machine that is totally in the bag for Hillary, the embattled billionaire outsider went on the offensive. Trump absolutely pummeled the corrupt queen of the establishment and did battle with the biased moderators, at one point confronting CNN’s millionaire pretty boy over his refusal to ask questions about those damn emails. The best part however was when Trump told Hillary that if he wins the election that her fat ass would be going to jail where it belongs.

It was a yuuuge win for Trump as evident by the whining coming from the Washington Post Editorial Board.

The WAPO writes...

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How Hillary Clinton Treated Bill Clinton’s Female Accusers

“Bimbo eruptions.” “I would crucify her.” “We have to destroy her story.” These are just some of the things said and done by Hillary Clinton to undermine women who accused her husband, Bill Clinton, of infidelity and even assault.

The Democratic presidential nominee is exploiting a video from 2005 that surfaced Friday, showing her Republican rival, Donald Trump, joking about groping women.

Trump, while apologizing, has pointed to Bill Clinton’s behavior towards women in the Oval Office and throughout his career — and Hillary Clinton’s role in enabling it.

Though Trump is not running against Bill, his defenders have focused on Mrs. Clinton’s treatment of the many women who accused her husband of impropriety and even assault — including Monica Lewinsky, Juanita Broaddrick, and others.

The Washington Post recently recalled the pattern of Hillary Clinton’s defenses of her husband against what she called “bimbo eruptions”:

… Hillary Clinton dismissed an accusation made by Gennifer Flowers, the singer who sold her story to a supermarket tabloid after having previously denied an affair. In an ABC News interview, she called Flowers “some failed cabaret singer who doesn’t even have much of a résumé to fall back on.” She told Esquire magazine in 1992 that if she had the chance to cross-examine Flowers, “I mean, I would crucify her.”

The Post noted: “Six years later, Bill Clinton acknowledged a sexual encounter with Flowers.”

It added that when the Lewinsky scandal emerged, in which Clinton had oral...

Clinton Lies And Kills, But Trump Said A Bad Word, And You’re Upset

All right people, grow up. Even you liberals that have had the guts to stay with me over the last 8 years and really argue a point with facts rather than emotions. Let me explain this to you once and for all. The Socialist Democrat, known as Hillary Clinton, will do anything to be president. She has sold her soul to the devil in the form of the United Nations’ Agenda 21 along with Obama, Bush, Ryan, McCain, Merkel, and most other world leaders. If you think they care about your well-being or your rights, you better go read the UN charter and their bill of rights. They sound great on the surface, but take a moment to think about them and then read Agenda 21. That is the UN’s name for it not mine.

As for this recent smokescreen that is being put out just prior to tonight’s debate, about Donald Trump saying something derogatory about women 11 years ago and using the word Pussy, Get over it. The only reason it is being brought out now is that Hillary is losing what she sees as her“God Given Right” (translate as UN) to Rule America, and is so desperate she is grasping at straws. This whole dust-up just before the debate is to give the left-wing media, and the Hillary Moderator, something to try to use in an effort to divert attention from all the real issues that Hillary Clinton needs to explain and defend against. Just like the...

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Roger Stone: More 'vile' Clinton info coming

Roger Stone, a longtime confidant of Donald Trump, predicted Saturday that there would be "more vile shit" revealed about the Clintons ahead of Election Day than emerges about the Republican nominee.

"Here is my prediction: More vile shit about the criminal Clintons will be learned before the elections than will be learned about Trump," he said in an email to POLITICO. "And none of it will come from Trump's campaign."

Stone has previously indicated that he's been in communication with WikiLeaks head Julian Assange, who on Friday posted thousands of alleged emails from the personal account of top Clinton aide John Podesta. Those emails posted minutes after news began to break about the leaked tape of Trump's lewd comments on women.

Stone had tweeted last Sunday, as The New York Times was reporting on a leak of Trump's 1995 tax information, that Hillary Clinton would be "done" by Wednesday. He added the hashtag #Wikileaks. But nothing materialized on Wednesday, when Assange held a press conference that was largely to celebrate his organization's anniversary.

The Podesta emails included excerpts from Hillary Clinton's paid private speeches that aides had flagged as potentialy troublesome, speeches she'd refused to release throughout the campaign despite demands from rival Bernie Sanders during the primary. Those speeches revealed she described herself as "far removed" from the challenges of the middle class and welcomed "open borders" trade with other countries in the Western emisphere.

But none, so far, seemed to have anywhere near the same potential to upend the race as Trump's newly released comments.

Leaked Emails Show Clinton Campaign Coordinating With Soros Organization

Leaked emails from Hillary Clinton campaign manager John Podesta’s personal email account published by WikiLeaks reveal the Clinton campaign’s coordination with George Soros’s Open Society Foundations on the subject of police reform.

Soros, who has given almost $10 million to Clinton super PAC Priorities USA, is a major funder of Black Lives Matter. The Washington Times reported in August that Soros has given at least $33 million to the group through the Open Society Foundations (OSF), which he funds and controls.

Both OSF and Clinton have called to crack down on police officers’ “implicit bias.”

As reported by The Daily Caller last month, internal OSF documents say the mainstreaming of “implicit bias” is meant to serve as a foundation from which to overhaul the nation’s anti-discrimination laws and make it easier to file racial discrimination lawsuits by eliminating the need to prove intent.

A December 2015 email exchange between Podesta and OSF president Chris Stone was included in the batch of Podesta’s emails released by WikiLeaks on Friday.

“Hi, John. Your policy team was asking me for ideas on...