That has a horrible little secret that he thinks you know he has, but he is never called on his horrible little secret so he sits there with this evil little guilty smirk on his face, that horrible pregnant little smirk like he knows that a bucket of water is about to be dumped on you and he sits there waiting for it to hit you and he can barely contain his glee at this proposition. He is a disturbing little man. He is a sick, scary, awful little perverted elf.
