It's not easy being a non-leftist on a college campus these days. How do you remain true to your beliefs while being successful in a place run by people who want to cancel you forever? Here are 9 tips for survival:
1. Leave immediately: Leave. GET OUT while you still can! These people are completely insane. Become a union pipe-fitter. They make more than college graduates anyway. You're welcome.
2. Hide all your Thomas Sowell and Milton Friedman books in a secret compartment in your dorm: Hide them behind your alcohol and illegal drugs, where your resident advisor will never find them.
3. Become an underground mole person and never make contact with another human being: Simple. dig a deep tunnel underground, and attend all your classes online. Speak to no one.
4. Pay a pink-haired intersectional feminist to attend classes for you: May be expensive, but totally worth it.
5. Start every non-leftist opinion with "Well, what would you say to my racist Uncle Bill who thinks...": Always blame racist Uncle Bill.
6. If you slip up and accidentally...
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My sons went to trade school and actually are making more money then I am as an Electrical Engineer. It was less money and took less time.
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