90 Miles From Tyranny : So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat

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Saturday, December 4, 2021

So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat



My name is Mud, but call me Alowishus Devadander AbercrombieThat's long for Mud so I've been told
Told that by this sons-a-bitch that lies before me bloated blue and cold

I've got my pride, I drink my wine
I drink only the finest except I haven't earned a dime in several months

Or were it years
The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears
We had our words, a common spat

So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat

1 comment:

Beans said...

Mudd. Two 'd's. After the doctor who set John Wilkes Booth's broken leg.

A little bit of history for ya.