90 Miles From Tyranny : 10 Ways To Avoid Getting Audited By One Of The 87,000 New IRS Agents

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Thursday, August 11, 2022

10 Ways To Avoid Getting Audited By One Of The 87,000 New IRS Agents

An audit by the IRS is no joke. If you're Nicolas Cage it could even mean you have to pay back taxes. Ouch! And now that Biden has plans to expand the IRS it's only a matter of time before they come for you.

Follow these pro tips to avoid being audited:
  1. Become an IRS agent: We hear they have job openings.
  2. Pay 100% of your income in taxes just to be safe: Or be a hobo.
  3. Be Hunter Biden: Similar to the hobo option, but you have a rich dad who always lies to you.
  4. Earn an annual salary of at least $400,000: Those people never get audited!
  5. Open 70 different checking accounts with a maximum limit of $599: Don't forget to use different names or they'll figure it out.
  6. If the IRS says they're going to audit you, just say 'no thanks': You'll be surprised how often this works.
  7. Avoid adopting a child: That's a guaranteed audit. The IRS hates children.
  8. Incorporate yourself as a small business in China: Untouchable.

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Joe Jackson said...

Great minds think alike...


Webster said...

#6 does indeed work, at least it did for my Dad and I back in the day. An ominously threatening letter arrived at our shared address, from the IRS. It stated that they knew what we had done and we could only save ourselves by responding with a full confession, restitution to be determined. My Dad and I share same name, obviously he’s Sr to my Jr.
Short version, I talked Dad into ignoring the letter as we felt no guilt and had nothing to confess. Never heard another word about it.