90 Miles From Tyranny : Manhattan DA Announces Plan To Get Trump Elected In 2024

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Sunday, March 19, 2023

Manhattan DA Announces Plan To Get Trump Elected In 2024

MANHATTAN, NY — Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg has announced a brilliant new plan to get Trump elected President in 2024.

"I will stop at absolutely nothing to put Trump back in the White House where he belongs," said Mr. Bragg. "I'm about to charge up his base like you've never seen!"

Mr. Bragg had carefully waited until the moment he could give Trump the biggest political boost to push forward with an indictment. "Check and mate, libs," laughed Mr. Bragg as he pulled on a MAGA hat. "I've already put in my request to be Trump's Transportation Secretary, I hear it's super easy. 2024, here we come!"

After lawyers of every political allegiance agreed there was no criminal case against Trump over hush money paid during his 2016 campaign, Mr. Bragg knew taking the hopeless case was his big chance. "The optics of Democrats indicting, even handcuffing Trump on charges that have no chance of sticking - what more could the Trump campaign ask for?" said MSNBC's Rachel Maddow. "Mr. Bragg might be the most brilliant Republican strategist this century. He's playing chess while the rest of us are...

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Anonymous said...

Does seem a tad scripted, doesn't it?
The Orange Jesus is not our savior.

Don said...

Oh good heavens! The lib hate-bots are up early on a Sunday Morning. Can't be because they're getting ready for church. Probably couldn't sleep well because they're worried about what the commander and sock puppet will look like in orange.

MMinWA said...

Shit like this isn't funny.

And there isn't going to be an honest election...again.

Me said...


Anonymous said...

Looks like we found the spoon fed lemmings of the left, the ones too stupid to have independent thought.

Doom said...

I am voting for him. Roe v. Wade cinched it. He didn't build the wall, and won't. There is much else he didn't, and won't, do... including locking her up. But, unlike many of the shills spewing branded bs here, I know better. He is as good as it gets, for now. Just the way it is.

Won't vote for congress critters. They are useless. Have done nothing for anyone but themselves and theirs. And, who knows, he may build more of the wall, and stop the influx to some degree. Then again, I do agree, voting is so rigged it is done. There is no way for him to get elected. That... isn't on me though. Check.