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Sunday, August 29, 2021

Biden Drone Strikes White House After Vowing To Kill Those Reponsible For American Military Deaths In Kabul


WASHINGTON, D.C—President Joe Biden has finally stepped up delivering harsh remarks regarding those responsible for the deaths of our troops in Kabul. The President has authorized deadly force to deal with all who caused this tragedy.

“We will not rest until those responsible for this senseless, avoidable crisis in Kabul have been removed from this Earth,” said a forceful Biden. “We will unleash everything within our military’s arsenal to stop those who allowed this to happen!”

Unbeknownst to Biden at that very moment, a US military drone was activated and given the White House as its target. Before Biden could finish his speech he was pulled away urgently and briefed on what he’d just done.

“Aw c’mon man! I said kill the terrorists. Not us! What’s the deal, man?” said Biden.

“I’m sorry sir, but unfortunately you said to kill those responsible, Mr. President,” said General Milley. “The drones are quite literal, sir. There’s nothing we can do.”

At publishing time, Biden had tried to give the drones new orders to kill those who wish to harm our...

Saturday, December 19, 2020

Hunter Biden Is Using His Art To Launder Foreign Money Used To Buy "Favorable Outcomes" In Washington For Chinese People's Liberation Army......

Straw Blown Alcohol Based Ink Blown On Japanese Yupo Paper -  entitled: "Check Mate" by R. H. Biden circa 2020




























Three Anonymous well placed sources in the Chinese government has confirmed that Hunter Biden's "art", will be purchased by proxies to obtain "Favorable Outcomes" for the Chinese government and the People's Liberation Army.


The straws that Hunter Biden used to consume drugs will now be turned around to blow alcohol ink onto Japanese Yupo paper.


The venture capitalist turned artist, whose studio is in the pool house of his Hollywood Hills home, creates his work with a metal straw he uses to blow alcohol ink onto Japanese Yupo paper, creating abstract layers of colors and concentric circles. Painting “puts my energy toward something positive,” Biden explained. “It keeps me away from people and places where I shouldn’t be.” He also added, “The one thing I have left is my art. It’s the one thing they can’t take away from me or conflate with anything else.”

According to Page Six, the 50-year-old son of President-elect Joe Biden is in the midst of signing a deal to be represented as an artist in the Georges Berges Gallery in New York City and preparing for a solo art show next year. Georges Berges Gallery is a high end art Gallery where some paintings sell for millions of dollars.

The scheme is: compromised people, corporations and organizations buy what has been described as "Generic Post Zombie Formalism illustration art", under the radar and at grossly inflated prices to pay for the influence that the Chinese Communists will receive from the Biden crime family. 

Rumors are circling that Joe Biden's brother James Biden is about to become a wealthy spit wad sculpture artist, creating sculpture from sedimentary layers of spit wads blown out of borrowed straws from Hunter Biden. Spit Wad sedimentary art is a complicated process that involves the mechanics of velocity, gravity, air turbulence, moisture control, evaporation and spit wad shape aerodynamics to create this very expensive and intricate art form.

Sources say...