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Zombies can't swim

If you are not a liberal, buying a boat can help you escape the zombie apocalypse.  Liberals are immune to zombies because zombies eat brains.  This is also why non-leftists need to buy plenty of weapons to defend our tasty brains. 

Remember Liberals, on occasion a genetic singularity occurs and you spawn a non-Liberal. This means your children could have brains and need to be defended. We will defend your children from the zombies. Just buy us a little ammo with your EBT cards ok? Oh, that's spelled E B T.

 

Something is fishy in the Allen West Congressional race in Florida

Trying to insure that Democrat Patrick Murphy gets elected, St. Lucie County Supervisor of Elections Gertrude Walker has performed an unprecedented partial recount instead of a full recount.  This occurred after some odd changes in the ballot count went from representative West having the lead to Patrick Murphy having the lead when Gertrude Walker took it upon herself to recount some of the early ballots. 

I personally witnessed some odd goings on in my Florida District, when perfectly packaged absentee ballots arrived and had to be included in my district count.  I wonder if someone can just manufacture fake ballots and deliver them to the election districts with cooperative district officers.

The Florida Division of Elections has become concerned over the anomalies in the count and is now sending three employees to St. Lucie County on Wednesday to try to figure out how 799 votes disappeared in Sunday’s partial recount of the close congressional race.

 

In order to keep the election as transparent as possible, a full recount must be enforced.  We need to support Allen West in this effort, he is an outspoken Tea party member that is a refreshing voice in American politics.

Here is the Article form the Palm Beach Post:

http://www.postonpolitics.com/2012/11/former-florida-elections-chief-on-west-murphy-how-do-you-get-away-with-doing-a-partial-recount/

Anime Girls with Guns

Parrot Barbeque!

Beach Bum

She made me build a sand castle.

Beer Sidecar

Genius.

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No Camels were injured in this photo shoot.

Women with Weapons

Ugly American: Eva Longoria

As former beauty Eva Longoria quickly approaches the age that ushers in the end of a starlet's career at  40 YEARS OLD,  It is clear that her beauty is long gone and only makeup and plastic surgery can hold her together at this point.  Unable to keep a man or to have a baby, Eva will have to rely on the money she made when she was still attractive.  Hopefully her poor business acumen will not continue to drain her resources as her recent bankrupt Las Vegas venture did.
 
There are good things that come out of her waning career.  Perhaps she will stop jetting around on her private jet and reduce her immoral carbon footprint.  She could also sell some of her expansive mansions and perhaps downsize them to live within the means of a responsible global citizen.  As she pays outrageous electric bills to cool her mansions year round, she could consider the cost to humanity that her selfish one percenter lifestyle is costing the world community.  Eva, sell your jet and fly first class, that is how you can help the wounded earth.



More pictures of the elderly Actor with no makeup

Perhaps her selfishness that harms the planet is also harming her relationships with men. Her first wedding was to TV star Tyler Christopher in 2002 but the marriage was short lived lasting for only two years. She then started dating Basketball star Tony Parker in 2004 and 2 years later the couple got engaged .They got married in July 2007 in a civic ceremony but all was not well and the couple filed for divorced in November 2010 It was later discovered that her husband Tony Parker cheated on her with another woman. She later dated brother of Spanish actress Penelope Cruz from February 2011 to March 2012.  Pictures to the left is what Eva Longoria looks like without a professional makeup artist spending hours to make her look pretty and above is a rare un-airbrushed photo of Eva's aging skin and flabby posterior.
Currently, Mark Sanchez is using Eva's celebrity to help battle against Tim Tebow's celebrity cult status. Mark Sanchez is currently the worst ranked quarterback in the NFL, in order to compete he feels he needs a celebrity on his arm as he continues the saga of who should be the New York Jets starting quarterback.  Mark Sanchez is adeptly trying to change the choice to a red state vs blue state issue by choosing the leftist Eva Longoria.  This is the only chance Mark Sanchez has to retain his starter position, he HAS to date the aging, flabby Eva Longoria.

 

 

 

Transparency Schmarency

On his first day in office, Barack Obama pledged to hold himself to "a new standard of openness." in a later memo Obama wrote: My Administration is committed to creating an unprecedented level of openness in Government. We will work together to ensure the public trust and establish a system of transparency, public participation, and collaboration.

The corrupt establishment media and the leftist organizations designed to promote leftist agendas do no care if his words do not match his deeds however, much like Obama's awarded Nobel Peace Prize, which he received for during nothing, but based on his "potential",he received the "transparency" Award in March 2011 from the open government community based on his "Potential" to be transparent, members of the open government community described the award to be “aspirational,” in recognition of Obama’s potential to do more on the transparency front.  In a telling twist, the "transparency" was held behind closed doors, no press was allowed, no photos were taken.

 From claiming executive privilege over fast and furious to hide the facts from congress and the American people to lying and stalling on the Benghazi cover up, this president has been anything but transparent.  He broke a promise to televise meetings about health care on C-SPAN, he failed to keep his "sunlight before signing" pledge to wait five days before signing legislation and he hasn't created a "contracts and influence" database to disclose how much federal contractors spend on lobbying. The administration has embarked on an unprecedented wave of prosecutions of whistle blowers and alleged leakers. Administration lawyers are aggressively fighting Freedom of Information (FOIA) requests at the agency level and in court. Travel costs of Obama administration officials remain undisclosed.

Clearly this presidency is not transparent by any stretch of the imagination.  Just as disturbing as the lack of transparency of this administration is the willingness to leak sensitive information whenever it may benefit the President.  Details of the Stuxnet virus were particularly damaging to out national security efforts. 

Now that the president has sliced and diced his way to a second term with the help of the corrupt U.S. media, is it possible that he will begin to be more transparent?  Sadly, the answer is, only when it suits his purposes.