Ninety miles from the South Eastern tip of the United States, Liberty has no stead. In order for Liberty to exist and thrive, Tyranny must be identified, recognized, confronted and extinguished.
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Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Zombies can't swim
If you are not a liberal, buying a boat can help you escape the zombie apocalypse. Liberals are immune to zombies because zombies eat brains. This is also why non-leftists need to buy plenty of weapons to defend our tasty brains.
Remember Liberals, on occasion a genetic singularity occurs and you spawn a non-Liberal. This means your children could have brains and need to be defended. We will defend your children from the zombies. Just buy us a little ammo with your EBT cards ok? Oh, that's spelled E B T.
If you are not a liberal, buying a boat can help you escape the zombie apocalypse. Liberals are immune to zombies because zombies eat brains. This is also why non-leftists need to buy plenty of weapons to defend our tasty brains. 
Remember Liberals, on occasion a genetic singularity occurs and you spawn a non-Liberal. This means your children could have brains and need to be defended. We will defend your children from the zombies. Just buy us a little ammo with your EBT cards ok? Oh, that's spelled E B T.
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