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Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Hillary Rodham Clinton is going down.

Hillary Rodham Clinton is going down. Down under that is. She will be meeting with "friends" to taste some of that sweet wine. It seems that the former first lady's foray into the underside of the globe will cost the American taxpayer quite the pretty penny. Here are some details:

Globetrotting Hillary and Golden Globe
award winner Christina Aguilera
 
THE 150-strong entourage is likely to visit Penfolds' Magill Estate for either a wine tasting session or private function.                             

THE entourage has booked more than 100 rooms over several floors at the Intercontinental Hotel .

When will Hillary Clinton testify in the Benghazi affair? Perhaps when this season of her favorite TV show "Love It Or List It," comes to an end. Seems the Madam Secretary thinks that the Obama's are just doing an 8 year overhaul of her home until she moves back in. I say list it Hillary, Marco Rubio and his wife and family are gonna move in that White House.... 

Anime Girls with Guns


Women with Weapons


Zombies can't swim

If you are not a liberal, buying a boat can help you escape the zombie apocalypse.  Liberals are immune to zombies because zombies eat brains.  This is also why non-leftists need to buy plenty of weapons to defend our tasty brains. 
Remember Liberals, on occasion a genetic singularity occurs and you spawn a non-Liberal. This means your children could have brains and need to be defended. We will defend your children from the zombies. Just buy us a little ammo with your EBT cards ok? Oh, that's spelled E B T.
 

Something is fishy in the Allen West Congressional race in Florida

Trying to insure that Democrat Patrick Murphy gets elected, St. Lucie County Supervisor of Elections Gertrude Walker has performed an unprecedented partial recount instead of a full recount.  This occurred after some odd changes in the ballot count went from representative West having the lead to Patrick Murphy having the lead when Gertrude Walker took it upon herself to recount some of the early ballots. 

I personally witnessed some odd goings on in my Florida District, when perfectly packaged absentee ballots arrived and had to be included in my district count.  I wonder if someone can just manufacture fake ballots and deliver them to the election districts with cooperative district officers.

The Florida Division of Elections has become concerned over the anomalies in the count and is now sending three employees to St. Lucie County on Wednesday to try to figure out how 799 votes disappeared in Sunday’s partial recount of the close congressional race.
 
In order to keep the election as transparent as possible, a full recount must be enforced.  We need to support Allen West in this effort, he is an outspoken Tea party member that is a refreshing voice in American politics.

Here is the Article form the Palm Beach Post:

http://www.postonpolitics.com/2012/11/former-florida-elections-chief-on-west-murphy-how-do-you-get-away-with-doing-a-partial-recount/

Monday, November 12, 2012

Anime Girls with Guns


Parrot Barbeque!


Beach Bum

She made me build a sand castle.

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Beer Sidecar

Genius.

Anime Girls with Guns

No Camels were injured in this photo shoot.

Women with Weapons


Ugly American: Eva Longoria


As former beauty Eva Longoria quickly approaches the age that ushers in the end of a starlet's career at  40 YEARS OLD,  It is clear that her beauty is long gone and only makeup and plastic surgery can hold her together at this point.  Unable to keep a man or to have a baby, Eva will have to rely on the money she made when she was still attractive.  Hopefully her poor business acumen will not continue to drain her resources as her recent bankrupt Las Vegas venture did.
 
There are good things that come out of her waning career.  Perhaps she will stop jetting around on her private jet and reduce her immoral carbon footprint.  She could also sell some of her expansive mansions and perhaps downsize them to live within the means of a responsible global citizen.  As she pays outrageous electric bills to cool her mansions year round, she could consider the cost to humanity that her selfish one percenter lifestyle is costing the world community.  Eva, sell your jet and fly first class, that is how you can help the wounded earth.

More pictures of the elderly Actor with no makeup
Perhaps her selfishness that harms the planet is also harming her relationships with men. Her first wedding was to TV star Tyler Christopher in 2002 but the marriage was short lived lasting for only two years. She then started dating Basketball star Tony Parker in 2004 and 2 years later the couple got engaged .They got married in July 2007 in a civic ceremony but all was not well and the couple filed for divorced in November 2010 It was later discovered that her husband Tony Parker cheated on her with another woman. She later dated brother of Spanish actress Penelope Cruz from February 2011 to March 2012.  Pictures to the left is what Eva Longoria looks like without a professional makeup artist spending hours to make her look pretty and above is a rare un-airbrushed photo of Eva's aging skin and flabby posterior.
Currently, Mark Sanchez is using Eva's celebrity to help battle against Tim Tebow's celebrity cult status. Mark Sanchez is currently the worst ranked quarterback in the NFL, in order to compete he feels he needs a celebrity on his arm as he continues the saga of who should be the New York Jets starting quarterback.  Mark Sanchez is adeptly trying to change the choice to a red state vs blue state issue by choosing the leftist Eva Longoria.  This is the only chance Mark Sanchez has to retain his starter position, he HAS to date the aging, flabby Eva Longoria.