Thursday, November 15, 2012
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Progressive Jokes!
Q. 
How do you drown a progressive?
A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Q. What do you get when you give a progressive a penny for her thoughts?
A. Change.
Q. Why did the progressive get so excited when he finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months?
A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.
Q. How do you amuse a progressive for hours?
A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q. What did the progressive name her pet zebra?
A. Spot.
Q. How do you drive a progressive crazy?
A. Give him a bag of M & M s and tell him to alphabetize them.
Q. What goes: VROOM... SCREECH... VROOM... SCREECH... VROOM... SCREECH?
A. A progressive going through a flashing red light.
Q. Did you hear about the progressive who shot an arrow into the air?
A. She missed.
Q. What did the progressive say when he knocked over a priceless Ming vase?
A. "It's okay Daddy, I'm not hurt."
Two progressives observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of a Mercedes with a coat hanger:
progressive #1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
progressive #2: Well you better hurry up and try harder, because it's starting to rain and the top is down!
Q. How do you confuse a progressive?
A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Did you hear about the progressive who locked her keys in the car? It took her an hour to get her family out of the car.
Q. How do progressive brain cells die?
A. Alone
Q. What do you call a progressive with two brain cells?
A. Pregnant
Three progressives were walking through a forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first progressive looked down at the tracks and said, "I think these are bird tracks."
The second progressive looked at them and said, "No, these are deer tracks."
The third progressive looked down, and BOOM!!! she gets run over by a train.
A progressive went into a pizza parlor. When he said that he'd like a medium pizza, the clerk asked him how many pieces he'd like to have it cut into: six or twelve.
"Oh, goodness, six please," said the progressive. "I don't think I could ever eat twelve!"
How do you drown a progressive?A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Q. What do you get when you give a progressive a penny for her thoughts?
A. Change.
Q. Why did the progressive get so excited when he finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months?
A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.
Q. How do you amuse a progressive for hours?
A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q. What did the progressive name her pet zebra?
A. Spot.
Q. How do you drive a progressive crazy?
A. Give him a bag of M & M s and tell him to alphabetize them.
Q. What goes: VROOM... SCREECH... VROOM... SCREECH... VROOM... SCREECH?
A. A progressive going through a flashing red light.
Q. Did you hear about the progressive who shot an arrow into the air?
A. She missed.
Q. What did the progressive say when he knocked over a priceless Ming vase?
A. "It's okay Daddy, I'm not hurt."
Two progressives observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of a Mercedes with a coat hanger:
progressive #1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
progressive #2: Well you better hurry up and try harder, because it's starting to rain and the top is down!
Q. How do you confuse a progressive?
A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Did you hear about the progressive who locked her keys in the car? It took her an hour to get her family out of the car.
Q. How do progressive brain cells die?
A. Alone
Q. What do you call a progressive with two brain cells?
A. Pregnant
Three progressives were walking through a forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first progressive looked down at the tracks and said, "I think these are bird tracks."
The second progressive looked at them and said, "No, these are deer tracks."
The third progressive looked down, and BOOM!!! she gets run over by a train.
A progressive went into a pizza parlor. When he said that he'd like a medium pizza, the clerk asked him how many pieces he'd like to have it cut into: six or twelve.
"Oh, goodness, six please," said the progressive. "I don't think I could ever eat twelve!"
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Hillary Rodham Clinton is going down.
Hillary Rodham Clinton is going down. Down under that is. She will be meeting with "friends" to taste some of that sweet wine. It seems that the former first lady's foray into the underside of the globe will cost the American taxpayer quite the pretty penny. Here are some details:
THE 150-strong entourage is likely to visit Penfolds' Magill Estate for either a wine tasting session or private function.
THE entourage has booked more than 100 rooms over several floors at the Intercontinental Hotel .
When will Hillary Clinton testify in the Benghazi affair? Perhaps when this season of her favorite TV show "Love It Or List It," comes to an end. Seems the Madam Secretary thinks that the Obama's are just doing an 8 year overhaul of her home until she moves back in. I say list it Hillary, Marco Rubio and his wife and family are gonna move in that White House....
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| Globetrotting Hillary and Golden Globe award winner Christina Aguilera |
THE entourage has booked more than 100 rooms over several floors at the Intercontinental Hotel .
When will Hillary Clinton testify in the Benghazi affair? Perhaps when this season of her favorite TV show "Love It Or List It," comes to an end. Seems the Madam Secretary thinks that the Obama's are just doing an 8 year overhaul of her home until she moves back in. I say list it Hillary, Marco Rubio and his wife and family are gonna move in that White House....
Zombies can't swim
If you are not a liberal, buying a boat can help you escape the zombie apocalypse. Liberals are immune to zombies because zombies eat brains. This is also why non-leftists need to buy plenty of weapons to defend our tasty brains. 
Remember Liberals, on occasion a genetic singularity occurs and you spawn a non-Liberal. This means your children could have brains and need to be defended. We will defend your children from the zombies. Just buy us a little ammo with your EBT cards ok? Oh, that's spelled E B T.Something is fishy in the Allen West Congressional race in Florida
I personally witnessed some odd goings on in my Florida District, when perfectly packaged absentee ballots arrived and had to be included in my district count. I wonder if someone can just manufacture fake ballots and deliver them to the election districts with cooperative district officers.
The Florida Division of Elections has become concerned over the anomalies in the count and is now sending three employees to St. Lucie County on Wednesday to try to figure out how 799 votes disappeared in Sunday’s partial recount of the close congressional race.
In order to keep the election as transparent as possible, a full recount must be enforced. We need to support Allen West in this effort, he is an outspoken Tea party member that is a refreshing voice in American politics.
Here is the Article form the Palm Beach Post:
http://www.postonpolitics.com/
Here is the Article form the Palm Beach Post:
http://www.postonpolitics.com/
Monday, November 12, 2012
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