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Saturday, August 31, 2019

When A Hurricane Hits On A Holiday...


Leftists Stand In Midst Of Storm Signaling Hurricane To Go Kill Their Political Opponents



FLORIDA—As yet another hurricane approached the Florida coast this evening, and people still apparently live in Florida for some reason, brave leftist warriors were deployed into the middle of the storm in order to signal the hurricane to go kill their political opponents.

Progressive organizations sent humanitarian workers everywhere the storm was set to make landfall to make sure the hurricane got the message that it was to do as much damage as possible, as long as it was only bringing death and destruction to those they disagree with.

"Begone, ye foul storm---go back from whence you came!" shouted one leftist as he signalled with a traffic control wand. "Well, not from whence you came---actually, Mar-a-Lago is right that way. You can't miss it---big building, lots of people who will probably get hurt. But that's totally cool, because they're associating with Trump."

"NOW GO, FELL BEAST OF WIND AND WATER, AND DO MY BIDDING TO CRUSH TRUMP AND THE RIGHT!" he bellowed, cackling madly. He then got hit with a stop sign.

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The 90 Miles Mystery Box: Episode #730


You have come across a mystery box. But what is inside? 
It could be literally anything from the serene to the horrific, 
from the beautiful to the repugnant, 
from the mysterious to the familiar.

If you decide to open it, you could be disappointed, 
you could be inspired, you could be appalled. 

This is not for the faint of heart or the easily offended. 
You have been warned.

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Friday, August 30, 2019

KAG Commercial...



Girls With Guns

The Unmitigated Insanity Of Leftist Logic...


Same As It Ever Was!





Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, into silent water
Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground
Letting the days go by, into silent water
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was

Beware Totalitarian Statists With Low Self Esteem!



 Our Universities Are Pumping Them Out In Factory Form...



Now Matter How Much You Cry Like A Little Bitch...


This Guy Was Nearly Killed By A Volkswagon Beetle...


Damn The Shrubbery, Full Speed Ahead!

More Amazing Gifs!

A Mistake Like This Could Cost You Your Life...