90 Miles From Tyranny

Saturday, August 31, 2019

Morning Mistress

Before You Click On The "Read More" Link,

Please Only Do So If You Are Over 21 Years Old.

If You are Easily Upset, Triggered Or Offended, This Is Not The Place For You.

Please Leave Silently Into The Night......

You have come across a mystery box. But what is inside?

It could be literally anything from the serene to the horrific,

from the beautiful to the repugnant,

from the mysterious to the familiar.

If you decide to open it, you could be disappointed,

you could be inspired, you could be appalled.

This is not for the faint of heart or the easily offended.

You have been warned.

Same As It Ever Was!

Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground

Into the blue again, into silent water

Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground

Letting the days go by, into silent water

Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was

Beware Totalitarian Statists With Low Self Esteem!

Our Universities Are Pumping Them Out In Factory Form...

Now Matter How Much You Cry Like A Little Bitch...

This Guy Was Nearly Killed By A Volkswagon Beetle...

Damn The Shrubbery, Full Speed Ahead!

More Amazing Gifs!

A Mistake Like This Could Cost You Your Life...

When You Miscalculate The End Of The Lift...

When Really Stupid People Get Really Lucky...

This Driver Should Have Died...

Motorcycle Vs. Intersection Vs. Van...

This Guy Is Shocked That He Didn't Die...

There I Was... Riding My Horse... Minding My Own Damn Business And....

Bet This Guy Saw His Life Flash Before His Eyes...

This Guy Is Lucky To Be Alive After This Accident...

Motorcycle Vs. Car...

Animated Gif Collection #15

We Should Never Listen to Stupid People, Especially Children

All this media hysteria surrounding Global Warming hoaxtress Greta Thunberg and gun-grabbing fanatic David Hogg does serve one vital purpose… We’re reminded that all children are stupid.

You know, most cultures revere their elders. Sane cultures understand that those who have been around a while, who have lived a little, who have attended the school of hard knocks and accumulated some real world experience and the wisdom that comes with it, might just be the very people we should listen to and get some advice from.

Oh, but not our culture, not Disposable America, not a consumerist society so enamored with the shiny and new there are no more repair stores, because why get something fixed when we can just chuck out the old one and get something Shiny and New from our favorite Big Box Store Shiny & New — you know, the superstore in the shiny and new strip mall where the old man had his repair shop and there was that family restaurant we used to eat at all the time, at least until Ruby Tuesday took over the vacant lot where our kids played ball until we gave them iPhones…

By all means, let’s chuck out the elders and … listen to the children.

By all means, let’s embrace the ideas of a generation running up trillions of dollar in student loans for a useless degree before they even have a job.

By all means, let’s ignore stuffy concepts like wisdom and experience. Instead, let’s hand our futures over to teenagers who have never paid a bill, never faced a real responsibility, and have no idea what it means to be on your own in a tough and unfair world that you’re gunna have to crack open if you want a place for yourself.

By all means, let’s hand the power to shape the world over to those who were sitting in their own poop on 9/11.

Better still, let’s hand our futures over, not just to children, but to spoiled children, to children who already have their own yacht, to someone right out of Children of the Cornwho sports a black arm band and says things like, We’re just waiting for you die.

Yep, that’s who I want in charge of...