Tuesday, May 10, 2016

News From The Future: Our Dear Leader Reduces Food Rations To Combat Obesity

Our Dear Leader once again acts on our behalf to keep our bodies free from unhealthy fat.

Please Note: Due To Continuing Scientific Research, Sunday Electricity Hours Will Be Cut From 3 Hours To 2 Hours. Our Research Is Paramount!

Six Parts of Hillary Clinton’s Plan to Disarm Citizens


  1. No,no! you're thinking it wrong: Electricity will be increased from 3 hours to 2 hours! Get with the double-think program.

    1. Thank you for your goodthink, it is doubleplusgood!

  2. The more I hear of how good Socialism is, or that Marx [Karl not Groucho] was correct, Man-caused Gorebull Wormening [Oh, you don't believe!? Off to room 101 with you!], or the G'mint knows whats best, the more dismayed I get. So much of the doublethink my daughter spews out she got from high school and now college. The youth and many of the adults buy into this dreck without being able to discern the truth from the propaganda. I am at a total loss on how to pull back from this. I guess that Lenin was right: "A lie told often enough becomes the truth"